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14 years 11 months ago - 14 years 11 months ago #82916 by Frank Ryan
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Q: How many astronomers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None, astronomers use standard candles.

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14 years 11 months ago #82921 by michaeloconnell
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A spiral galaxy walks into a pub.
The landlord says "Sorry mate, you're barred".

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14 years 11 months ago #82923 by ayiomamitis
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Frank/Michael,

I have a large collection of such gems. Take a peek at www.perseus.gr/Astro-Jokes.html ... in fact, check out the April/2010 issue of Astronomy Magazine and where this particular list of mine will be highlighted.

So, Frank, are you going to shoot the Virgin tonight? :laugh:

Anthony.

Anthony Ayiomamitis
Athens, Greece
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14 years 11 months ago #82937 by dave_lillis
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Thanks for the link Anthony
Hilarious !!:laugh:

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Chairman. Shannonside Astronomy Club (Limerick)

Carrying around my 20" obsession is going to kill me,
but what a way to go. :)
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14 years 11 months ago #82938 by ayiomamitis
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So, Dave, how long is your tube? :laugh:

Anthony.

Anthony Ayiomamitis
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14 years 11 months ago #82939 by johnomahony
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It's not how big it is but what you do with it that counts :P (aperture that is)

The Lord giveth, the Revenue taketh away. (John 1:16)

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