'Are UFOs Real?'

where did you get the picyure of my mother-in-law :lol:

She has you well under control with that soup spoon!

You look lovely pink.

*sees IFAS membership plummetting dramatically!*

:lol:

1, why havent they landed?
2, why mutilate cows etc.
3, why abduct and probe hill-billy rednecks and not some respectible scientists or presidents.
4, what is their plan?
5, why come here at all.

Behold, for it is Dave Lillis, wielder of that dreaded enemy of the gullibles; logic.

Refreshing to see some perspective being placed on this debate that grounds it in reality. People who believe that aliens are regularly flying past us as if we were in their fly-over zone are akin to those who cling to the earth-centric solar system, placing us and our planet on a pedestal of prominence that is wholly undeserved.

where did you get the picyure of my mother-in-law :lol:

She has you well under control with that soup spoon!

You look lovely pink.

Damn it, you recognised me :oops:

To answer Dave's questions:

1, why haven't they landed? - too hard to find parking!......
2, why mutilate cows etc. - For fun,........ and burgers.
3, why abduct and probe hill-billy rednecks and not some respectible scientists or presidents. - who's going to miss a redneck or two?......
4, what is their plan? - To abduct hill-billy rednecks or course!...
5, why come here at all. - This is where you find hill-billy rednecks!....

I hope this helps to clarify some points in this discussion. :lol:

To answer lionsdens answers to Dave's questions:

1, why haven't they landed? - too hard to find parking! - [JB] Plenty here, I'll paint a bullseye in my field.
2, why mutilate cows etc. - For fun,........ and burgers. [JB] Maybe it's an alien version of the cow tipping done here.
3, why abduct and probe hill-billy rednecks and not some respectible scientists or presidents. - who's going to miss a redneck or two? [JB] Errr. I would. I wouldn't have any neighbours left.
4, what is their plan? - To abduct hill-billy rednecks or course! [JB] Maybe spaceships don't run on dilithium crystals but on Massey diesels and they need a quick service.
5, why come here at all. - This is where you find hill-billy rednecks! [JB] There's a pattern here.

These aliens. They're green aren't they? They wouldn't happen to have Kerrygold written across the fronts of their chests, would they?

No wonder I never see them with my black and amber flag outside. And black and amber is nature's warning sign. Just look at bees and wasps!

Black and amber.... surely not kil... Kill..... I can't bring myself to say it! :lol:

Signed,

BIFFO AND PROUD!